sweetolga:

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danfanfics:


bringmechicken:

Phil is that you on Jeremy Kyle?

phil, were you already pregnant when you cheated?
cryaotic:

So I guess there’s something called a Tumblr prom.

Ladies?
Aaaah.

cryaotic:

I just sat there and watched all of my outros for the Corpse Party playthrough.

Have I ever told you I really, really like my outros?

Because I do.

Savant/Aleksander Vinter invited me to his show an hour away from me

cryaotic:

But I had to decline due to my sister being so close to having the kid.

Ah well! :D

What a nice guy.

cryaotic:

She’s tiny, cries a lot, and has curls.

cryaotic:

You see a lot of people in a hospital. I just saw a man come in with his girlfriend, have her give birth, and then get discharged from the hospital only hours later.

Mother spoke to the man while his girlfriend was in the delivery. Turns out they were homeless, had no insurance, and had no way to take care of their child. God damn, society is a bitch.

Tales from the waiting room.

Someone wants to fight me at PAX because I don’t role play.

cryaotic:

peptobisbutt:

Look, Sorry that I don’t use TTT as a medium for Second Life and I play the game just killing people and having fun, and not everyone in the server is always like STOP RDMING it’s usually just one person. Apparently that rustles someones Jimmy’s so hard that they want to fight me. 

Sp00n.

I’ll fight in your place. I will be your champion.

The other guy probably doesn’t even know proper lifting form.

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